MARY LAINE

Clementine the bearded lady fancies herself to be the prettiest flower in the garden. She loves to frolic in the sunshine more than anything. Clementine's motto is 'If you brighten the world with flowers, you will never be in the dark.' SOLD

Birdie the bearded lady prides herself on having a flair for the dramatic. She likes nothing better than to be mistaken for a circus performer or a beauty of stage and screen. Birdie's motto is 'Too much colour is not enough, and giant hair is too small.' SOLD

Lily the bearded lady will always be a child at heart. She never leaves the house without her red trainers and plays jacks and jumprope at least once a day. Lily's motto is 'Living life with child-like abandon will keep you young forever.' Available on Etsy (click photo for link)

Alma the bearded lady is the keeper of all your worries. She will gladly take all your troubles onto her small feathered shoulders, and bear your burdens for you. She wants nothing more than to free your heart of the world and its obstacles. Alma's motto is 'There is no problem too big for red sparkly shoes to fix'. SOLD

Edith the bearded lady takes being a ginger to a whole new level. As far as she's concerned, she flaunts it cause she's got it! She loves to flirt and draws a heart on her lips to make them extra kissable. Edith's motto is 'Gingers make the world go around.' Available on Etsy (click photo for link)